The Buzz: Ryan wanting to Sea someone else?
Report by Mr Smith
Rumour has it 'The man with a head too big for his body' Ryan Seacrest (American Idol) has split with Teri Hatcher (sidekick to Dean Cain in The New Adventures of Superman). 'Smary-looking' Seacrest was allegedly overheard to have boasted "Hatcher was not good enough. I mean look at me, I'm as popular as Ruben Studdard and Bo Bice put together. I also bear a vague resemblance to the hot latino Ricky Martin... Guffaw Guffaw!"
'Has been' Ricky Martin, who apparantly was sitting on a table near by to Seacrest at the time, only had this to say "I, Ricky Martin, have no equal! Dis man, is loco! I will p*ss on him!" Seacrest allegedly smiled and asked the 'strange Latino' to join him for lunch in which Martin politely declined by singing the english version of his song 'She bangs', in a spanish accent while dancing away from the table Seacrest was sitting on.