The Buzz: Williams is Hyped up for Dog Vs Man

Report by Mr Smith

"Former good music video director and atrociously bad film director" Hype Williams (Belly) has been linked to direct the hotly anticpated film Dog Vs Man. He was overheard to have said to himself reflectively, "A Dog, a Man... a duel to the death? Or an everlasting friendship? It maybe the greatest story never filmed... just like Belly!". When corrected by a nearby onlooking well spoken gentleman, who stated (in very posh english I might add) "Belly was a film, and you sir directed it!" Williams allegedly covered his face with his hands, and broke down crying running into the nearest K-Mart where he allegedly works part-time. Apparantly he was on lunchbreak. Stay tuned for more news on the production of this fascinating film.