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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

The Buzz: 50 Cent - Not gay

Report by Mr Jones

Its official, muscle-bound rapper 50 Cent has confirmed he is not gay ending speculation that he probably wasn’t. The bullet ridden beefcake was confronted last week by an unwelcome “fan” who loudly shouted “50 Cent is gay” when he did not receive an autograph from the burly superstar. When a VIN reporter at the scene asked “Fiddy” if he was gay, he had this to say: “No”.

Probed further he also had this to add: “That’s whack.”

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