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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

The Buzz: Preity pretty angry!

Report by Mr Jones live at Cannes

Bollywood beauty Preity Zinta was
rudely snubbed at this years Cannes festival. According to eyewitness reports the superstar and top Indian director Karan Johar were in town promoting his supposedly highly anticipated new film Kabhie Alvida Na Kehna but once they retuned back to their exclusive hotel the pair were forced to use the side exit as the main entrance was “only for celebrities”!

We caught up with the affronted stars. Zinta had this to say “Yes I am a real star! I have been in tonnes of movies such as Koi... Mil Gaya, Kal Ho Naa Ho and Salaame Namaste!” Of course there is no way to verify this.

The annual film festival held in cowardly nation France has become an institution for big films and big stars but mainly for desperate wannabe stars trying to get funding for their woefully amateur films. Karan Johar had this to say “I definitely won’t be coming back! And not just because they won’t let me come back!”

VIN also managed to get an exclusive word with the doorman at the Martinez hotel: “I saw ze two immigrants approach me, of course I would not let zem enter ze front door! That is only for ze real stars and especially French luminaries such as Christopher Lambert! Viva La France!”


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