Rumor Mill: Lee Tama-whore-i?

Report by Tyler "Ty" Deschanel

Things keep getting more and more bizarre for director Lee Tamahori. The illustrious director of Die Another Day and xXx 2 was recently arrested for prostitution in LA. You’re thinking hmm it’s not that unusual in Hollywood - well read again – he wasn’t looking for a prostitute… he was the prostitute! And he was dressed as a woman!! He approached an undercover cop, dressed as a woman and offered to perform lewd acts on him for money for which he was promptly arrested!!

Well rumour has it that after the dismal failure of xXx 2 starring plump action man Ice Cube, Tamahori, 55, has decided to become a full time pro seeing as his movie career is practically over. My sources overheard him telling a friend: “Now I can do the real XXX! Also the pay is much better!” All I can say is: Only in Hollywood readers!!