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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

The Buzz: Kevin Federline better than Snoop Dogg?


Report by Mr Jones

Kevin Federline, the professional hick layabout and husband to former teen-queen Britney Spears has finally launched his musical career. Eschewing the bubblegum pop that made Spears a worldwide smash, Federline is going for a hard rap sound. Although the work shy idler expects to release his first single soon, Britney has refused to collaborate on the album for fear of getting pregnant again. “I’m a-gonna be the best rap star in the world even better than that there Snoopy Dogg, well that’s what cousin Jim-Bob and cousin Bob-Jim done told me uh huh”

Snoop Dogg immediately issued the following statement: ”Fo shizzle ma nizzle dat Kevizzle Fedizzle is yakking shizzle for rizzle” Roughly translated as “Quite frankly, I don’t agree”*

Surely this will be one rap feud that will have music fans enthralled!

* Translation by Babel Fish

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