Welcome to Very Important News

Very Important News was set up 6 years ago to comprehensively cover only the most important, up to the minute, breaking news. When the founders of the VIN network found themselves becoming increasingly disillusioned with the mainstream news media and their biased and manipulative coverage, they decided the world needed a new, more honest and truthful news service that covered only genuine news and not the meaningless content that the other networks were providing.

Over the past six years, the VIN network has grown in size and scope, with our reporters bringing our dedicated readers exclusive breaking news from every continent on the planet. Our journalists endeavour to meet the high standards that the VIN network was built on: Truth, Integrity and Justice. One day all news services will be like the VIN network, but until that blessed day the VIN network will continue to break the mould and bring to you, our revered friends VERY IMPORTANT NEWS!

The Very Important News Staff

The Reporters of Very Important News

Tyler "Ty" Deschanel: Rough, sexy and straight to the point, is how Tyler describes himself. We at Very Important News do not mind his arrogance as long as he keeps bringing us his straight to the point, sexy and roughly accurate stories.

Mr Jones: One of VIN's founding members, Mr Jones is always on the forefront of Very Important News wherever it may occur around the world. With his dapper man about town charm this charming man about town always breaks the hottest stories this side of the globe (i.e. the Very Important part). We value his contributions and accusations greatly

Clarissa Scheissberg: She describes herself as Jewish, catty and very very good at her job. Clarissa gets to the bottom of exclusive rumours and exposes and reveals with wild entertaining abandon.

Armitage Smith: Our British movie and music reviewer. He graduated from Cambridge University in England, and thus we assume is somewhat clever, and casts his critical eye over all entertainment media from around the globe.

Mr Smith: No relation to our lovely reporter Armitage Smith, this reporter is from the USA, along with Mr Jones are at the forefront of entertainment gossip and news.