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Wednesday, October 03, 2007

The Buzz: Super Model Gets Wrong Role... Model

Report by Mr Jones

On a recent casting call for the proposed straight to video prequel Dog vs. Man 2: Female Dog vs. Female Man, producers were surprised to find Naomi Campbell in the waiting line. When asked what she was doing there she responded: "I'm here for the movie, I heard they needed a bitch."

Producers however did not clarify that the role was actually for a canine and allowed her to audition, why you ask? Mainly to humiliate her.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

To clarify Naomi did not audition for the part of the bitch, she did it for her exotic penchant for dog food. She cannot eat it unless she has a valid excuse

Naomi Campbell's represensative

2:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I too loud-mouth fatass and former TV superstar Roseanne Barr also have a penchant for dog food! How strange!

Maybe I'll invite Naomi for dinner! And a flea shot!

Roseanne Barr

3:33 AM  

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