The Buzz: Peter Jackson "I was robbed"

Report by Mr Jones

Peter Jackson has finally revealed his heartbreak over King Kong not winning the Oscar. ”I mean I can understand the Academy not wanting to give the award to a movie about two men sleeping together ‘cos that’s just nasty, but a huge ape and a blonde, white woman in love? Well that’s just about the most natural thing I’ve ever heard of. I truly am devastated. Unfortunately this has put my epic romantic musical between a hound and his faithful master on ice for the time being and so I’m going to have to go forward with other projects.”

According to Hollywood insiders Jackson is planning to remake the entire six part Star Wars saga with Andy Serkis playing every single character. “No I’m not doing this because I think I’m better than Lucas” commented the once portly auteur. “No, it’s mainly down to spite”.