Rumor Mill: X Marks The Spook?
Report by Tyler "Ty" Deschanel
Looks like David Duchovny, the X-Files and Evolution star is having some troubles in his new house. The actor thought he would be a big star after the X- Files finished and splashed on a huge house with his wife Tea Leoni who also assumed she would become a big star. A string of flops in a row have now meant that the pair had to downgrade to a smaller house but they didn’t bet on the house being haunted!
Local real estate agent and suspected psychiatric patient Chris "Dunny" Dunne had this to say "The house I sold them is haunted! The house was built on a burial site where the worst serial killers of all time are buried! I told them not to buy it but they were so desperate! At night you can hear the sounds of the dammed mwa ha ha ha!"
Sounds like a case for The X-File's Fox Mulder aka David Duchovny!
7 Comments:
ello guvs!
jus wantd to say "5 lighters for a pound!"
Chris "Dunney" Dunne
What?? Thats my job!!!
Mancunian Wolverine
Dum dum dum dum dummm!!
Dum Dum
Quite Dum Dum before the master hears us!
Parker
Too late your'e fired!!!
Harry Connick Jr
Who the hell are you people????
I know who they are. For I am HIGHLANDER!!!!
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