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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Rumor Mill: X Marks The Spook?

Report by Tyler "Ty" Deschanel

Looks like David Duchovny, the X-Files and Evolution star is having some troubles in his new house. The actor thought he would be a big star after the X- Files finished and splashed on a huge house with his wife Tea Leoni who also assumed she would become a big star. A string of flops in a row have now meant that the pair had to downgrade to a smaller house but they didn’t bet on the house being haunted!

Local real estate agent and suspected psychiatric patient Chris "Dunny" Dunne had this to say "The house I sold them is haunted! The house was built on a burial site where the worst serial killers of all time are buried! I told them not to buy it but they were so desperate! At night you can hear the sounds of the dammed mwa ha ha ha!"

Sounds like a case for The X-File's Fox Mulder aka David Duchovny!

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ello guvs!

jus wantd to say "5 lighters for a pound!"


Chris "Dunney" Dunne

7:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What?? Thats my job!!!

Mancunian Wolverine

1:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dum dum dum dum dummm!!


Dum Dum

1:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quite Dum Dum before the master hears us!

Parker

1:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too late your'e fired!!!

Harry Connick Jr

1:15 AM  
Blogger Very Important News said...

Who the hell are you people????

1:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know who they are. For I am HIGHLANDER!!!!

4:12 PM  

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