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Saturday, May 20, 2006

The Buzz: McCartney has joined Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (meaning he has split up with his wife)

Report by Mr Smith

Paul McCartney has blamed the media for his marriage splitting up. However, he was allegedly to have been overheard to have murmured "if it wasn't for that pesky leg and if only I didn't look like an old woman...we would still be together! My time in Wings was much more fun AND successful!"

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