Rumor Mill: The secret experiment of Paris Hilton?

Report by Mr Smith

"Mentally challenged" Paris Hilton has vehemently denied that she is infact a scientific experiment conducted by the United States government to settle once and for all that there maybe a possibility that rich, over-exposed, infamous blondes are not as intelligent as their human counterparts.

She allegedly was overheard to have said "Whatever! Experimentalists are hot anyways! My video proves it!"

We have sources to confirm that she was not under the influence of alcohol at the time, however the goverment strongly believe that all her actions have been influenced by the colour of her hair.