The Buzz: Whoopi! Goldberg retires from acting?
Report by Mr SmithUgly "comedienne" Whoopi Goldberg has announced she is retiring from acting to concentrate on her broadcasting career.
The loud mouthed "actress" , (who is allegedly 102 years old), insists there's "no room" for her in Hollywood anymore because there are younger, more glamorous actresses taking all the jobs.
She told unsurprised talk show host Larry King (who is allegedly younger that Whoopi Goldberg) "You know, there's no room for the very talented Whoopi. There's no room right now in the marketplace of cinema."
Larry King responded with a chuckle, and then realised Goldberg was not joking.
posted by Very Important News @ 9:14 AM
5 Comments:
Man I can't believe I went out with her!! Yuck!!!
Ted "Becker" Danson
It's true I am younger than Whoopi! In fact you could say I'm a youngster for life! From my head to my toes!
Larry King
Thief!!
Paul Noel
I'm the new Whoopi! Damn! Oh snap! Oh no she did-ent! Wooop! Coller greens! Rice and peas!
Wanda Sykes
Larry how coem you didn't invite me back?
Heather Mills aka Heather Mills-McCartny
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