Very Important News


Friday, May 11, 2007

The Buzz: Hollywood congratulates VIN's 1 year birthday

Report by Mr Smith

Everybody in Hollywood knows that last week was a VERY IMPORTANT birthday and to celebrate the Very Important News network held two lavish parties, one in New York and one in Los Angeles on the same day and invited Hollywood's elite, such as the Oscar worthy actor Tom Cruise and the powerfully bearded Steven Speilberg have congratulated VIN on its 1 year birthday.

I caught up with many of the stars from the Los Angeles party, many who flew in straight after the party in New York.

Tom Cruise had this to say:

"Very Important News has been a very important part of my life. This is why I flew (by myself with a jetpack I might add) from the New York party to this party in LA just to celebrate! It's news, reviews, and interviews. I love it! My love for VIN is not an act! It is a fact."

He then broke into an all singing and dancing ode to VIN:


I love VIN
I like to SING
Tom Cruise is KING


Steven Speilberg also spoke some wise words about VIN.

"Before Very Important News, movies were not very important. In fact they were nothing. As soon as Very Important News became what it is today, movies became everything. I love movies and thus, I love Very Important News. It really is the pinnacle of journalism!"

'Chin faced geeky oddball' Quentin Tarantino couldn't hide his excitement and wouldn't hold back his lavish praise on VIN. He shouted to the rooftops while jumping up and down at our celebrity filled party:

"VIN is like, its like, f*cking genious man! it's like me, and the Green Hornet going head to head with Superman and then finding out that we need to kill the Kingpin with our d*cks! It's f*cking crazy! It's f*cking awesome. It's f*cking VIN!"

Sexy Jessica Alba had this to add via phone from New York: "Very Important News made me the sexiest woman in the world (as voted by internet geeks). I love it!"

Even British dames Helen Mirren and Judi Dench managed to link up via satelite from the UK during the dinner. From their wheelchairs they blew kisses and said: "We love you Very Important News" much to the delight of the beautiful American crowd.

Brothers Luke and Owen Wilson cheekily slurred:

"We love VIN, there we said it. Now where's the hot chicks and free booze?"

Jon Lovitz
and Jennifer Aniston showed their loving bond by wishing us thanks in unison saying:

"We love VIN! Thanks for revealing the truth about our relationship."

George Clooney invited himself in to be our silver haired butler for the night was heard to have asked all night: "More wine for the VIN guests?"

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were both very happy to be there and even brought their adopted children, Maddox and Pax with them. Angelina shouted:

"Dance Maddox! Dance for VIN!" While Brad was moving Pax's arms up and down to the sounds of the James Brown classic Living in America. A very sweet couple indeed.

So there you have it. It is official, Very Important News is THE place to read all the world exclusive celebrity news, reviews and interviews. The stars from LA have come out in force and told us so.

We thank them all for their support (some more than others).

loves you all.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's good to see VIN back to its best! Not dont give up!

Bill Gates

8:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why wasn't i invited?

Oh yeah cos i'm a has been

Sylvester Stallone

8:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dont say that! Rocky 6 rocked!


9:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jon please star with me in my new flop film!

Jen Aniston

9:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No way baby! You are box office poison!

Jon "Hungry bear" Lovitz

9:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

VIn roxxx yeah woooo!!

Ashton Kutcher

9:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent to see ur birthday and your return to regular posts - NOW KEEP IT UP!

Sumit Dutta

9:01 AM  

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