Rumor Mill: Spielberg to make pro-slavery film

Report By Tyler 'Ty' Deschanel

Rumour has it billionaire movie mogul Steven Spielberg is set to make a new film about slavery. Controversially though the bespectacled Hollywood great is to make the movie pro slavery.

"People nowadays don’t realise how useful slaves actually are! I have nine and they make life so much easier and the best thing is you don't even have to pay them!"

Bizarrely the director made a flop anti slavery film only a few years ago. Human Rights groups are livid "We are livid!" squealed Shami Chakrabarty of Liberty. "This goes against everything we stand for, we thought Spielberg was a humanitarian but we were wrong!"

Spielberg retorted; "People think I'm a tolerant person but didn’t you see the Indiana Jones films? See how I made fun of everyone not white? See how I never have a black hero? See how I intentionally made Amistad into such a boring film?"

The film as yet untitled will be shot this winter and will star an all white cast with Clint Eastwood, Julia Roberts and Woody Allen in make up to play the black characters. Morgan Freeman will narrate.