The Buzz: Alba won’t lose her top
Report By Mr Jones
In news that is sure to depress hordes of nudie aficionados, Hollywood starlet Jessica Alba has admitted stardom prevents her from sunbathing topless on the beach. The Fantastic Four babe commented that she was paranoid of paparazzi photographing her. "I would love to get my goodies out it if it was just me and my guy, but photographers seem to pop up everywhere." purred the sexy star.
The internet is officially in mourning.