The Buzz: 13 No Longer Unlucky!
Report by Mr Jones
VIN exclusively revealed last year that in addition to Al Pacino, Jennifer Lopez’s ass (but crucially not J-Lo herself) will join the cast of the upcoming Ocean’s 13. But now VIN can exclusively reveal the final big name to join the all-star cast. The second sequel to 2001’s original reunites the whole cast but this time the team headed up by George (Return of the Killer Tomatoes!) Clooney and Brad (Cool World) Pitt also will be joined by none other than 90's superstar Pauly Shore!
“I really wanted Dudley Moore cos he was just so dapper in Arthur but then I found out he’s dead, and when Ralph Macchio turned me down again I decided to settle for Pauly.” remarked director Steven Soderburgh
Jon Lovitz was apparently the first choice but his recent romance with Jennifer Aniston has seen his star power diminish considerably.