The Buzz: Whoopi! Goldberg retires from acting?

Report by Mr Smith

Ugly "comedienne" Whoopi Goldberg has announced she is retiring from acting to concentrate on her broadcasting career.

The loud mouthed "actress" , (who is allegedly 102 years old), insists there's "no room" for her in Hollywood anymore because there are younger, more glamorous actresses taking all the jobs.

She told unsurprised talk show host Larry King (who is allegedly younger that Whoopi Goldberg) "You know, there's no room for the very talented Whoopi. There's no room right now in the marketplace of cinema."

Larry King responded with a chuckle, and then realised Goldberg was not joking.