TY & JONES ARE BACK!

As you all know resident ladies man and mans man (but not ladyman man's) Mr Jones have spent the past month hidden away in an exclusive rehab facility in California on a secret mission to expose more secrets than even we can handle!

Completing his course with flying colours last week, Jones proceed to celebrate with some hard liquor in the company of fellow friend and rehabbers Britney Spears and Colin "Luck o' the Oirish" Farrell before setting his sight on his next perilous mission - to break out respected journalist and fellow VIN writer Tyler "Ty" Deschanel from prison!

Ty had been thrown in prison for a DUI offence but his sentence was shockingly increased after he was caught watching a Mel Gibson movie one night - a major offence in Jew-centric Hollywood.

Enlisting the help of Prison Break's Wentworth Miller, Jones hatched a daring escape plan that included many Hollywood A-Listers, Prince, Tom Cruise and involved Wentworth Miller tattooing the blueprints of the prison to his torso which later proved to be a futile gesture as they already had a copy of the map of the prison. Managing to break Ty out they were confronted by a huge number of armed LAPD SWAT and facing the prospect of being sent back to prison Mr Jones called an old ally, one Arnold Schwarzenegger, who had famously credited his entire success to the help of Tinseltown's legendary Mr Jones.

The Governator not only overturned all the charges but also held a ticker tape parade in honour of our VIN heroes "It was the least I could do! I'll be back!" he commented before going to the bathroom and just like he promised the Governator did indeed return shortly after.

"We're back and better than ever!" exclaimed a jubilant Tyler. "And once I pay off my fines I will be in the black once again!"

"Using all of my sexy and classy skills I have pulled off an amazing feat! Well done to me!" remarked Mr Jones.

All we at VIN can say is:

Mr Jones & Ty... its good to have you back!