The Buzz: So this is what happens When Prince Cries

Report by Clarissa Scheissberg

'Weird dwarf-like' star Prince was extremely offended when he recently went to a stripclub. He offered the gyrating dancers double their wages to stop dancing. The 'scantlity clad whore-like' ladies were strutting their stuff at 'top' club Xenii when Prince reportedly told them that it was "wrong to dance like that".

He allegedly added: "What would your parents think if they could see you now? You're too good for this. You shouldn't be selling yourself so cheap. I'm Prince! I'm a sexy MF! You are nothing compared to my pert lil behind!"

The dancers refused his offer of double pay and continued to strip on stage - so the singer turned his head away from them.

One on looker who apparently looked suspiciously like 'stripclub loving' Stephen Dorff said: "No-one knows why he comes here. He doesn't drink, doesn't like the music and now doesn't even like the dancers. I'm a movie star and I like to sleep with strippers thats why I hang around in the corners of this particular club."

Even though Prince is a regular at the strip joint, it boggles the mind why he wouldn't go somewhere else to find a more "Beautiful Experience".