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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

The Buzz: Britney Shaved (And Not In The Good Way)

Exclusive Report by Mr Jones

In related news to the non-shocking revelation Britney Spears is a mental case, the once teen star now stripper wannabe has shaved off her own hair during a visit to a Los Angeles salon on Friday.

The "Crazy" singer who also once sang a song called Crazy asked for the extreme new look at Esther's Haircutting Studio, but hairdresser Esther Tognozzi told the star that she was afraid to oblige in case Spears decided to sue her for ruining her image.

Unimpressed with Tognozzi's reluctance, Britney picked up the hair clippers and did the job herself whilst muttering profanity laced versions of her famous song lyrics under her breath.

"I just cleaned it up when she was done with it," Esther explained.

She added that Britney was "just there in body and not really emotionally there" and later added "plus I hate her anyway". Whether Tognozzi was actually
Christina Aguilera in disguise as widely suspected is thus far unknown.

Will this new bold bald look work for Britney? Time will tell but we suspect no.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woo hoo! Lucky I got out of that one !

K Fed aka a rapper

1:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me too!

J Timberlake

1:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me 3!

Jason Alexander aka Britney's ex husband/childhood sweetheart and not George Costanza from Seinfeld though I wish I was

1:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why does everyone defile my name? Jason is getting angry!

Jason Alexander

1:53 PM  

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