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Friday, March 02, 2007

Mr Jones Hits Rehab!

VIN Co founder and all round stand up guy Mr Jones is going on a top secret snooping mission this March into one of Hollywood's most famous destination for young and sexy stars: Rehab!

Mr Jones told us this exclusively for Very Important News aka VIN: "Yesshh, This March I Mr Jones!!! Mr Jones will.... will be venturing,.... deep into re- rehab!!.... And no my hectic life partying hard with the stars to get you the hottest and truest stories has not resulted me in becoming an alcoholic as some rival and lesser news sites have mis-reported!! They are liesss!! All lies!! No I am going cos I ... cos ... cos I Want to!!! I'm going to hang out with my good bald friend Britney and Brit washout Robbie Williams and find out why exactly they are in rehab, why it is the hottest new destination for young Hollywood and also some good places to score! Umm I mean score stories yesss umm VIN!"

Mr Jones will be back in April - assuming he's clean! Watch this space!

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good luck Jones and see you soon!

Lindsay Lohan

11:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good luck!!!

Robbie Downey Jr

11:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You'll have a ball!!!


Britney Spears

11:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know some good places to score! Ill let you know!


Bill Clinton (ex president!)

11:20 AM  

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