The Buzz: West Is Not Best (Again)
Report by Mr Jones, Live at the MTV VMAsWhiny perennial awards loser Kanye West yesterday weighed in after bemoaning that not only was Britney Spears allowed to appear at the MTV VMAs
At the show the artists either performed on the main stage, smaller "fan" booths or both. West on the other hand was only allowed to perform in the janitor's closet but only if he assisted with toilet unblocking duties.
According to my backstage source at MTV, West started getting visibly upset after watching the closing performance featuring Justin Timberlake, Timbaland and Nelly Furtado. "He started grabbing bystanders and asking anyone who'd listen why he wasn't allowed to perform on the main stage.
"How come I wasn’t on the main stage? Justin's my boy, but even he gets to perform on the main stage and in a booth? And I been unblocking toilets all night! It's not fair! Waa! Waa! And how come I didn’t win again? My videos were crazy expensive yo! Man I bribed every judge and even gave the head of MTV a reach around! What's up with that? Waaaa!"
He also told me that he pledged to never work with MTV again. MTV bosses were reportedly high fiving each other shortly after.
posted by Very Important News @ 7:29 AM
6 Comments:
U think u got it dat bad! Fiddy had 2 let Dre perform surgery on him to get his record out
50 'fiddy' cent
Fool! He's not a real Doctor!
Kanye West
And that wasn't surgery either! hehehehe
Dr.Dre
He botched my sex change op too
Ciara
And mine!!! No one believes I am a woman!
Mary J Blige
I do!!!
Pete Burns
(disgusting transexual has been cretin from the UK in case you didn't know)
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