Rumor Mill: Timberlake Cupid To Ferderline's Stupid?

Report by Tyler "Ty" Deschanel

Dick In A Box star Justin Timberlake has told Kevin Federline that he will help him to win back recently shaved (and not in the good way) Britney Spears.

The SexyBack singer was approached for assistance by failed rapper and roadkill connoisseur Federline at a pre-Grammy party recently. Although he was initially unsure about helping the aspiring rapper, Timberlake finally agreed after being spurred on by his mother Lynne.

Justin exclusively told me: "I'm hoping I can get Britney and Kevin talking and I'll then slink off and leave them to it." He then added under his breathe dramatically "Whilst lurking in the closet videotaping them secretly getting it on before slinking into the shadows of the night!"