HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO VIN!
VERY IMPORTANT NEWS IS ONE YEARS OLD TODAY!
Over the past twelve months we have brought you such groundbreaking and very important stories as Benjamin Bratt's smart career move, Tom Hanks's secret chocolate fetish, Ciara's shocking revelation, Jason Stathams's macho exercise routine, the Dog vs. Man debacle and of course the birth of Suri Cruise!
MANY THANKS TO OUR BRAVE AND SEXY CRACK TEAM OF FEARLESS REPORTERS WHO SCOUR THE WORLD FOR THE HOTTEST SCOOPS!
MANY THANKS TO THE SHAMELESS AND SHAMEFUL CELEBRITIES WHO DISGRACE THEMSELVES IN SUCH HILARIOUS WAYS!
AND MANY THANKS TO OUR MANY READERS FOR YOUR CONTINUED SUPPORT OVER THE YEAR!
HERE’S TO MANY MORE!
The Very Important News Network Staff
posted by Very Important News @ 9:45 AM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY from the Cruister!
I hope to hear from you soon as I love reading about myself in the wonderful, amazing VIN!
The Cruister (aka Tom Cruise)
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