The Buzz: Alba Gets Full Marks From Students

Report by Mr Jones

Hollywood actress Jessica Alba has picked up a strange honour in a recent opinion poll.

According to British tabloid The Sun, Alba has been voted as the celebrity that most students would like as a substitute teacher for the day. The Sin City actress was voted at the top of the list and apparently beat the likes of Oprah Winfrey and Angelina Jolie in order to claim the top spot in the poll carried out by the National Education Association. Aging star Madonna’s entry in the poll was refused after it was discovered she hired underprivileged African children to vote in their thousands.

One teen had this to say “She forced us to vote for her! She said she would adopt us if we didn’t! I wanted to vote for Alba, she makes my pants tight!” You’re not the only one friend!

When we asked Jessica Alba about this accolade she said “Like dude that is a… uh a totally… umm what’s that word? Umm uhh… oh yeah good! Like totally good.”

Yes VIN agrees she would make a fine teacher!