The Buzz: Ice Cube In Hot Water

Report By Mr Jones

Rapper/actor Ice Cube has come under fire after his tirade against Oprah Winfrey last week. The rapper, real name O'Shea Jackson, ranted against Winfrey's dislike of hip hop but the following words have provoked outrage.

"She's had damn rapists, child molesters and lying authors on her show. And if I'm not a rags-to-riches story for her, who is?"

Numerous rapists, Child molestors and lying authors have reacted with anger at these comments.

"These comments cast a negative light on us!" claim Roman Polanksi head of the RCMLAAOA (Rapists, Child Molesters and Lying Authors Association of America). "We have more right to appear on Oprah than rappers because we need more publicity to highlight our devious and malevolent pastimes! Research suggests that our support is at an all time low whereas Hip Hop is at an all time high! It's just not fair!"

Ice Cube has refused to comment, though rumours that Oprah will record a charity single with the RCMLAAOA are thus far unfounded.