The Buzz: J-Lo & Beyoncé To Collaborate – Africa, South America & Asia In Fear

Report by Mr Jones

Big bummed beauties Jennifer Lopez and Beyoncé Knowles have taken their love of fur accessories to a new level. The urban superstars are to collaborate on a new clothes range called Human Touch but using a new exclusive material. Bored of using furs and hides from practically extinct animal such as tigers and pandas for their tiny purses and coats the pair have picked a great new material - actual human skin!

Animal rights campaigners are relieved though slightly perturbed. A PETA spokeswoman had this to say “Well as long as it’s not those cute fluffy animals its ok, I guess.”

The stars retorted to claims that their new line is creepy and evil “It’s not creepy if it’s expensive!” mouthed buxom wench Beyoncé.

Nicole Ritchie and on-and-off again best friend Paris Hilton have already snapped up the first offerings.

“It’s hot” squawked hotel heiress Hilton, “Yeah” agreed Ritchie.

But don’t worry folks, apparently no American skin is used in these garments, they are mainly from third world children – phew!