Rumor Mill: Hilton catfights with Lohan; Onlookers turned on

Report by Tyler “Ty” Deschanel

Hollywood beanpoles Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton were rumoured to be recently involved in a tête-à-tête at a swanky uptown restaurant. Lohan apparently approached Hilton at her table but was curtly put down by the anorexic socialite. The Herbie Reloaded star then flew into a rage after being humiliated in front her friends and jabbed a nearby silver fork into Hilton’s forehead, Hilton however fought back and broke Lohan’s jaw with a steel chair.

The two wrestled each other to the ground and began rolling around on the floor. The assembled crowed started to cheer while the waiters squirted whipped cream on the stars. When police eventually arrived at the scene they decided not to break up the catfight but instead take bets on whose top would come off first.

All I can say is its lucky the cops turned up or it could have turned ugly!