The Buzz: Will B-day clean up the charts?

Report by Mr Smith

'Bootylicious' singer and 'actress' Beyoncé (ex-Destiny's Child member) held a press conference about her new album, 'B-day' today. She allegedly said, "I really hope it is as successful as my movie 'The Pink Panther' my performance in that movie made that film a success! Steve Martin? Poo-ey!"

When informed by a journalist that her album was called B-day, which phonetically translates into bidet 'a fixture similar in design to a toilet that is straddled for bathing the genitals and the posterior parts*' she became silent and red in the face.

Her 'hideously-looking' boyfriend Jay-Z (an on and off rapper named Sean Carter) apparently interjected to try to end Beyoncé's awkward silence by shouting out randomly "Sean Carter!" and "I'm coming out of retirement...again!" much to the laughter of the press.

Beyoncé stormed off the stage in embarrassment while allegedly saying to herself "Oh no... not again...".



*Definition supplied by www.Dictionary.com