The Buzz: Britney’s Under-Where?
Report by Mr Jones
Britney Spears the former fresh faced popstrel turned double divorcee, chain smoking, alcoholic single mother of two. Has been spotted on the town again and, following in the footsteps of her new friends Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, without her pants! As she exited her sports car with new best pal Hilton, Spears inadvertently flashed the paparazzi. Experienced flasher and sex tape star Hilton attempted to protect Spears modesty buy flashing her own lady parts but by that time the amassed mob had already seen Britney’s Greatest Hits.
VIN managed to speak to some of the bystanders:
“Surely with her wealth she could buy some underwear? Won’t someone think about the children?” snapped one indignant onlooker.
“I saw it all! It was ok - but I was expecting better. Though I would definitely see it again” sniggered one nearby pervert
“Spring break Woo Hoo” shouted some rowdy college boys despite it being Winter and not in fact Spring.
We caught up with Lindsay "Firecrotch" Lohan who was also in the area sans panties to get her reaction: “If Brit wants to show of her p***y to the world then good for her! It means she’s one of us!” she slurred. “There ain’t nothing wrong with showing of your p***y!” she continued before falling flat on her face where she spent the rest of the night. Classy lady!
Warning! These images are not for the faint hearted nor the easily disappointed.