Rumour Mill: Paris Is Sick

Report by Tyler “Ty” Deschanel

According to my sources, Britney Spear’s new best friend Paris Hilton regurgitated on stage as she attempted to lip-sync to one of her own songs. The incident took place at a Los Angeles nightclub and was witnessed by singer Joshua Radin, who was there to watch rapper Jay-Z perform.

Radin described to VIN the events leading up to Hilton's hurling: "Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from [a] Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her 'record' on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves..."

Apparently the crowd were thoroughly impressed as it was actually a more pleasurable experience than her usual singing.