Rumor Mill: Katie Cruising for a Wedding!

Report by Clarissa Scheissberg

Rumor has it that 'rubber faced' Katie Holmes, and 'cult member' Tom Cruise, are to be married this weekend. It has not been confirmed or denied as yet to whether 'Scientologist wacko and founder' L Ron Hubbard will be making an appearance from a spacecraft, nor to whether Katie Holmes will be forced to legally change her name to Tom Cruise.

Stay tuned on VIN for an inside scoop of the wedding, as we will be scaling the walls in order to bring you the first news!