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Thursday, June 14, 2007

Rumor Mill: Clooney finds no love for Paris

Report by Clarissa Scheissberg

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Silver haired butler' George Clooney has demanded an apology from a media outlet after he was misquoted bad-mouthing jailed bimbo Paris Hilton.

The 'sexy voiced houseworker' was quoted as saying, "You can only get so far without discernable talent - then you either work, or use cheap publicity tricks to keep the public's attention. Paris has no reason to complain if she is on the end of bad publicity."


According to a representative for Clooney he was actually meant to say "Paris Hilton is a bitch. We (me and Brad) all hate her."

It doesn't look like Clooney will be staying at Hilton hotels after those comments!

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Paris is awesome whoooooo!


Apris Ilhnot

8:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah I agree withever made that statement

Niocel Richtie

8:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(hey Paris do you think ppl will realise its us making those statements?)

Nicole Ritchie

8:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shut up Nicole you'll ruin my plan!!!!!

Paris aka Apris

8:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh great now I'm not welcome at the Radisson, Marriott, The Plaza, Four Season and now the Hilton! I guess I shouldn't have tipped all those bellboys with cups of my own semen

George Clooney

8:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well Id idndt mind it

Brad

8:52 AM  

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