The Buzz: Paris In Jail

Report by Mr Jones

As you well know, professional harlot Paris Hilton was recently convicted of breaching her previous DUI order. The heiress then tried to appeal to Governor Schwarzenegger to overturn the sentence. But this was rebuked with extreme prejudice.

Here's what the Governor and former Mr Universe had to say: "I am pushing for the death penalty"

When asked if the death penalty is applicable to such a minor offence, Schwarzenegger became visibly hostile, ripped of his shirt to reveal his bulging pecs and brandishing a pump action shotgun stormed out shouting "Fine then I'll do it myself! Hilton you are checking out!!"