Rumor Mill: Timberlake Says Britney Slurs Are SexyWhack!

Report by Tyler "Ty" Deschanel

In heart-warming news, Justin Timberlake has come to the defence of ex girlfriend Britney Spears bizarre new shaved (and not in the good way) hair cut

"It was a smart choice; she is starting over, cleaning herself up. It was something you wouldn’t expect most people to do, so she is taking a chance." He said while trying to hide his chuckling.

"She looks amazing, very GI-Jane, she can pull off anything." He said whilst winking at us and nudging us in the ribs before slinking into the shadows of the night...