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Friday, January 05, 2007

Rumor Mill: Moss & Doherty Thai The Knot?

Report by Mr Jones

Following our exclusive, earlier this week overrated "model" Kate Moss and drug aficionado Pete Doherty have tried to get hitched again in Thailand.

The untalented but strangely popular couple exchanged vows on a beach in Phuket accompanied only by close friends and family.

However a source who was present indicated that unbeknownst to Moss & Doherty the ceremony was not a matrimonial blessing but was in fact an ancient Thai curse!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

who is that guy anyway?

9:41 AM  

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