Rumour Mill: Case of Moss-taken identity?

Report by Tyler "Ty" Deschanel

Rumour has it ugly “model” Kate Moss had an embarrassing encounter recently when on a photo shoot at a farm she was mistaken for a donkey. The cocaine junkie was on a high profile shoot for a major fashion company when some local school kids interrupted and tried to feed her some carrots scraps and discarded vegetables. The owner of the farm then came out and tried to first brand Moss and then coerce her into mating with another donkey. Only later when her publicist arrived did they manage to sort out the confusion. Reportedly Moss still ate the leftovers that had been flung her way – “It was the most she had eaten in months” said her agent.

This episode occurred just weeks after Moss was mistaken for a mop and was used to wipe up a dirty men’s toilet – fortunately the Londoner was so doped up on drugs she didn’t even notice.

All I can say is, you mean that’s actually a woman?