The Buzz: The Thetan Beckham's for Cruise
Report by Mr Smith'Sane superstar' Tom Cruise may be planning to follow in the footsteps of John Travolta and make a movie based on the ideas of Scientology founder L.Ron Hubbard. According to one of my sources Cruise has already cast former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham to star in the movie, titled The Thetan in the role of an "alien bride."
In Hubbard's thinking, "the thetan" is the spiritual part of man that advances from one lifetime to the next, inhabiting the minds and bodies of generations of individuals. According to my source, Cruise is financing the movie on his own after, for some bizarre reason, the major studios rejected it.
VIN thinks that this will be a success...
posted by Very Important News @ 3:17 PM
11 Comments:
Jeez I also think it will be a sucess Oh My God! Jeez!
J Travolta
I'm gonna make love to Tom Cruise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Hayes
Scientology is a scam! People should instead join my Super Adventurers Club!
Has anyone noticed this website has so many stories about Tom Cruise lol? They shoudl rename it Tom Cruise News rofl rofl! lol
MMF da da da da MMF!
MMF lovely MMF i think you run liek a dreammmmm
Fish! Fish!!! What we gonna do fish???? Oh man!!!!
Sucray
Holla! Holler! I said Holler!
I would watch this film! It looks like a real stinker!
Victoria is a great actress didnt u see Spiceworld?? What you didnt? Well neither did I!
D Beckham
MARIE CRUZZZ!! You can't do this to me MARIE CRUZ!!
The real SUCRE (aka sugar in French)
Don't worry I have a plan Sucre, and oddly it involves me taking off my shirt and looking and talking mysteriously which can be quite frustrating when we are in a rush which we usually are.
Micheal Schofield
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