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Monday, November 27, 2006

Rumor Mill: Tears as Tom Cruises in a dance

Report by Clarissa Scheissberg

Our various sources have been telling us that many guests were moved to tears when Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes took to the dancefloor at their lavish Italian wedding to the strains of Fleetwood Mac's ballad Songbird.

The couple allegedly gazed into each others' eyes as they moved in time to the song's refrain: "I love you like never before" as sung by
Tom Cruise himself (while dancing) before he broke off from the dance to the much revered gay dance anthem "Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)" by the C&C Music Factory" and ripped off his shirt and screamed effeminately to much delight from the female and some of the male guests. Our source claims that this was the part where most of the guests were moved to tears.

Rumors of him planning to release a greatest hits album/dvd combo boxset of his singing and dancing have yet been unfounded but will not be ruled out.

1 Comments:

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