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Monday, October 30, 2006

The Buzz: Husband of Britney Spears set to to 'act'!

Report by Clarissa Scheissberg

Husband of 'former singer/present country bumpkin' Britney Spears is to make his movie debut starring in a Shakespearian street hip hop movie. The wannabe rapper is expanding his repertoire into acting and will appear in 'Caught On Tape' written and directed by a chocolate based dessert Sticky Fingaz.

Bokeen Woodbine (an 'actor' with a surely made up name), Cedric The ('fat but unfunny') Entertainer and Vivica A '(straight to video) Fox star alongside Britney Spear's husband.

The movie, about a boy who secretly videos his mum's boyfriend plotting a crime, will be a first as it muses rap dialogue with exploring the human condition like William Shakespeare did.

Sticky Fingaz who also plays Wesley Snipes' vampire slaying role of the now cancelled Blade TV show, said people may be surprised by Britney's husband.

He mused, "right now I'm creating the future of movies and music. I've just written produced and directed two movies coming out with Lionsgate next year and basically the movies are all in rap. Everyone always asks if I wanna do music or movies and I can't decide so I thought I'd put the two together," confused Sticky told VIN.

"Caught On Tape is a hardcore musical, lot of violence, lot of sex, lot of action, lot of drama, lot of sentiment and romance as well. It's the first time this has ever been done in a movie that may not be straight to video. Britney Spears' husband is going to be in it, it's his acting debut. He even gets to rap about his love of moonshine, while having sex, while shooting someone and crying! He maybe really ugly and poor but if you just keep the paparazzi away from him we may make some money!"

He laughed, "They almost ran me off the road trying to take pictures of Britney's husband. I'm like, 'dude, hey, I'm the talent, he's just married to somebody!"

VIN believes that they are ALL talented! Yes...

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