Rumor Mill: Wesley Sniped for TV's Blade

Report by Mr Smith

'Former actor' Wesley Snipes (The Fan) apparently begged to star in the new Blade TV series. A scared source close to the producers revealed, "It first started with the odd phone call here and there asking to reprise his role as Blade, but for the TV series. The producers declined as they thought he was too much of an alleged drugged up has-been. He then called the producers and said that he could do numerous parts, not necessarily Blade. He then started doing funny accents, and acting out as characters such as a 'Silly Sailor' and 'Widow Twankey' (made infamous by Ian McKellan) that are not even in Blade! When this failed to impress the producers, he then resorted to camping outside their houses, shouting out incoherent moments, breaking into random dance routines, all while wearing sailor's outfits, and skirts! It was really a sight to behold!"