The Buzz: Oprah Prefers Opera!

Report By Mr Jones

Billionaire black woman Oprah Winfrey has hit out at Hip Hop and rappers recently, specifically mentioning the music of Ice Cube, 50 Cent and Ludacris for portraying African Americans in a negative light and for glamorising drugs, guns, violence and for degrading women.

The eloquent and popular chat show host remarked: “Ain’t no mofo punk ass fools gonna dis ma peeps ya heard? All theez rapper biatches betta recognise aight? They tryin’ a make out like we just all about tha ho's and tha AK’s and tha Cristal but we ain’t homie we gots lot mo’ to offer!

Ni**az like Ludacris and Ice Cube gotta realise a whole generation of kids is hearing they sh*t so they better stop frontin’. Aight? Or they gonna have to mess with tha big O and tha Book Club. Though I gotts to admit I luv ma Cristal! And ain’t nuthin’ better than toking some weed and popping a lil Hennessey with ma dogs. That’s mad crazy ha-ha just kicking back wit ma 40 ounce ha-ha that’s jokes playa, that’s jokes!”

Ludacris had only this to say “I am shocked and chagrined!”