Rumor Mill: Witch Potter star loves the supernatural?
Report by Clarissa Scheissberg'Experts' have discovered that the 'evil yet admirable' Harry Potter villain Draco Malfoy (Tom Felton) is related to real-life WITCHES.
The 'part time actor and full time snooty pupil of Hogwarts' is descended from convicts hanged during the notorious Salem witch trials in 1692.
A researcher, David Nelson, with nothing better to do concluded:
“I have discovered concrete proof of a link between Tom and some of those who were executed. He is a distant relative of John Proctor — who was hanged on August 19, 1692.”
Mr Nelson from the great Salt Lake City of our great USA, has been probing the Salem witches’ history for four years, he shouted surprisingly:
"I have sent my findings to the evil witch Malfoy family yet they have only replied with angry messages such as go away, and I once got an eye of a newt through the post, but here's hoping for an autograph!"
Strange but true? The great minds at VIN can only wonder.
posted by Very Important News @ 9:55 AM
4 Comments:
Potter! Potter! Filthy Muggblood! Potter!
Malfoy
Yes I concur!
Jason Isaacs aka Mr Isaac
OOOOOh look everyone my willy is hanging out! Do i care? no i do this every night i'm totally cool with it
Danny Radcliffe
Cripes!
Ron aka Rupert Grint
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