24 HOURS A DAY, 365 DAYS A YEAR NOT JUST IMPORTANT, VERY IMPORTANT
Report by Although Governer Schwarzenegger's recent attempt to kill Paris Hilton failed, Hilton will indeed go to prison.
Never one to miss an opportunity, Hilton will reportedly make a new sex tape in prison featuring her showering with other inmates. We applaud Hilton on her latest endeavour and hope she spends a long time in the slammer. If not for us then for all the perverts out there on the internet!
posted by Very Important News @ 11:27 AM
24 HOURS A DAY, 365 DAYS A YEAR NOT JUST IMPORTANT, VERY IMPORTANT
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3 Comments:
I for one will be watching with perverted intent!
Tbag (from prison break)
I too will be.. hehehe
Screech aka Dustin Diamond
I three... because I can...
Remember, if it's eating it's not cheating!
Governer Schwarzenegger
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