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Thursday, May 24, 2007

Rumor Mill: Paris In Jail. Part 2

Report by Tyler "Ty" Deschanel

Although Governer Schwarzenegger's recent attempt to kill Paris Hilton failed, Hilton will indeed go to prison.

Never one to miss an opportunity, Hilton will reportedly make a new sex tape in prison featuring her showering with other inmates. We applaud Hilton on her latest endeavour and hope she spends a long time in the slammer. If not for us then for all the perverts out there on the internet!

4 Comments:

Blogger Biby Cletus said...

Cool blog, i just randomly surfed in, but it sure was worth my time, will be back

Deep Regards from the other side of the Moon

Biby Cletus

1:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I for one will be watching with perverted intent!

Tbag (from prison break)

3:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I too will be.. hehehe

Screech aka Dustin Diamond

3:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I three... because I can...

Remember, if it's eating it's not cheating!

Governer Schwarzenegger

3:06 AM  

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