The Buzz: Splitney personality?

Report by Clarissa Scheissberg

It has been alleged by one of my "trustable" sources that ''crazy and not beautiful" Britney Spears tried to hang herself with a bedsheet before pleading with her estranged husband to give her another baby.

In a week of rehab madness the bonkers beauty wrote the number of the beast, 666, on her shaved head before running round the clinic screaming "I am the Antichrist!" at frightened staff. "Later that night she tried to kill herself," a friend told us. "She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt."

We at VIN all hope that she gets better soon (and finds new friends).