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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

SPOTTED: Week beginning 12th February 2007

Report by Lisa Lucker

SPOTTED
: Jerry Seinfeld going to Fort Knox and leaving with a big bag full of money.

Al Pacino randomly shouting profanities at little children in Central Park.

George Clooney on the set of his new movie.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would like to clarify I wasnt actually acting on the set of my movie but in fact polishingthe silverware in my part time job as silver heaird butler

"Gorgeous" George Clooney aka Cloon Dogg aka Jeeves

6:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And a good butler he makes! A good butler he makes indeed!

"Sir" Tom Cruise

6:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not as good as me though!

Farnsworth aka P.Diddy's butler

6:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woo! Farnsworth WOO!!

P.Diddy

6:57 AM  

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