The Buzz: Tyra doesn’t Bank on Diddy

Report by Mr Jones

A fan on a chat show stunned rap star P Diddy by proposing to him live on air.

During The Tyra Banks Show, guest Irene was answering questions about her obsession with the rapper, and had no idea that he would feature on the show. However, when P Diddy burst onto the set through a giant picture of himself Irene said, "I have one question for you. Would you marry me?"

P Diddy, real name Sean Combs, made his excuses saying "I'm not ready for marriage", but Irene was quick to reply, retorting "You will be in one year and 22 days - I'll be 18."

Diddy then told her that he was expecting a second child with his girlfriend Kim Porter, to which the teenager remarked "she's nothing like me" - leaving the audience in hysterics.

Unfortunately Diddy assumed the audience were laughing at him. He was so incensed that he went up to each audience member and rapped a personal “diss” to them – alas as Diddy isn’t a particularly good rapper he struggled to think of relevant verses and could not rhyme most of the words and later left the stage dejected

However just as the audience were about to leave, he then reportedly jumped back on stage and broke in to an elaborate 17 minute dance routine which allegedly left onlookers amazed and drowsy. Irene had this to say “After I met him today I love him even more!”

“Diddy has danced his way back into their hearts!” hollered a triumphant Diddy. “This is a victory for the Diddy! Diddy-One, The World-Zero!”

Meanwhile Tyra Banks has confirmed he will not be allowed to ever appear on her show again.