Rumor Mill: Daddy tries to Puff up Diddy sales!

Report by Mr Smith

P.Diddy (Puff Daddy) was allegedly seen in a local music store frantically putting his old albums and singles into the new album and single charts. Oddly enough he placed most of them at the lower end of the top 100 and none at number 1.

A source (known as 'Cuzin number 22') exclusively revealed Sean Combs' (P.Diddy's less fancier but more sensible name) ingenious plan: "he did not want to arouse suspicion by placing them at the high end of the chart."

When the 'ridiculously bad dancer' was caught by the 96 year old female shop assistant called Marion, he allegedly ran out of the store scared and embarrassed, dropping his CD's everywhere.

A reliable source caught up with P.Diddy to question him about this incident, he allegedly only had one thing to say,"Diddy did, what Diddy needed to do! Now who's the Daddy of the charts?!? PUFFY FOREVER!"

VIN asks, is there anything that this clever entrepreneur cannot do?