The Buzz: Dustin Diamond's diabolical design

Report by Mr Smith

'Sex tape connisseur' Screech (aka Dustin Diamond) has been "quarantined" from the rest of the cast of Celebrity Fit Club after fighting with fellow contestants. Screech got into a very public row with contestant Kimberly Locke, which caused her and 1980s pop singer Tiffany to storm off the set. After the women walked off the program, producers halted production and sent the cast home.

During the heated argument Diamond allegedly said, "Screw Kimberly Locke. I'm going to make a dildo of my c**k and f**k her with it. That rhymes too b*tches!" After Locke gave producers a "him or me" ultimatum, they decided to exile Diamond from other cast members.

Diamond is said to be dusting off his new dildo as we speak.